No Questions!

Stay out of my shed!  The Mr Sprite.  

I'm Zeil. You Can Call Me That. I'm A Trapeze Artist. I Am Terrified Of Cats. I'm Left-Handed, Polyamorous And I Don't Wear Shoes. I Am Generally Against Bobby Pins, Particularly On My Romantic Interests. I Have 8 Piercings And 3 Tattoos I Want More. I Am Rather Fond Of Owls, Metal, Mushrooms, Rum, Twizzlers, Wicker Furniture, Denim, Hands, Dilated Pupils, Contact Lenses And Overalls. I Don't Celebrate My Birthday On The Day I Was Born. Sometimes I Don't Like To Be Touched And Other Times I Can't Stand Not To Be. For Now I Reckon I'm Doing Alright.
DFTBA.

earthdad:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

i could not be any happier

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1 day ago
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noobtheloser:

Plot twist: “YOU RUINED MY WALL. I’M GOING TO SUE YOU.” 

I do a lot of these.

So do other people. 

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1 day ago
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seriousjones:

omgtsn:

matching skype names for u and ur friends

seriousjones:

omgtsn:

matching skype names for u and ur friends

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1 day ago
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http://badleetlebebe.tumblr.com/post/92121349152/psychophancy-4thnord-i-do-not-understand

psychophancy:

4thnord:

i do not understand polyamory but i also think its super cool and although I read a lot about it I still dont fully get it

so like what im getting at here is if someone would be up for explaining it to me in a way? you know? like

educate me

Regrettably, I…

2 days ago
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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: terrific!

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: terrific!

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4 days ago
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lepreas:

once a slayer, always a slayer

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4 days ago
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samueljohnshepherd:

missing you dudestay strong, come home soon.

samueljohnshepherd:

missing you dude

stay strong, come home soon.

1 day ago
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MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
ASK ME SOME PLEASE - Astral Nexus
1 day ago
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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Cyber woman with corn

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Cyber woman with corn

1 day ago
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flyingbuckleys:

i have made a post like this but here it goes *deep breath*: 

TRANSETHNICITY IS A REAL THING IN ADOPTION TERMS. 

it is when a child of one ethnicity is adopted by parents of another ethnicity.

white people just hijacked this term from adoptees and are using it for their racist motives. ‘transethnic’ is a real term. you’re just using it wrong. 

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2 days ago
930 notes
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Giving ‘em the ol’ Razzle Dazzle

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Giving ‘em the ol’ Razzle Dazzle

4 days ago
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parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

image

admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

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4 days ago
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