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Stay out of my shed!  The Mr Sprite.  

I'm Zeil. You Can Call Me That. I'm A Trapeze Artist. I Am Terrified Of Cats. I'm Left-Handed, Polyamorous And I Don't Wear Shoes. I Am Generally Against Bobby Pins, Particularly On My Romantic Interests. I Have 8 Piercings And 3 Tattoos I Want More. I Am Rather Fond Of Owls, Metal, Mushrooms, Rum, Twizzlers, Wicker Furniture, Denim, Hands, Dilated Pupils, Contact Lenses And Overalls. I Don't Celebrate My Birthday On The Day I Was Born. Sometimes I Don't Like To Be Touched And Other Times I Can't Stand Not To Be. For Now I Reckon I'm Doing Alright.
DFTBA.

clockwerk-kokeshi:

Work for uni I handed in yesterday, took forever and I left a lot to the last minute! We had to create an artwork about memory. I made a series of basic animations/ gifs focusing on a fond personal memory of the time when I was little and saw a beautiful barn owl sitting on the tap, and had something of a whimsical interspecial stare off. I also chose to incorporate imagery from vivid dreams I had as a young child and to focus of the gaze of the owl and myself, making the eyes blink.

I did try to do something of a self portrait of my younger self but it looks too old and really only vaguely shares my facial moles and maybe my eyebrows - my teeth pre-orthodontal work were much more buckier than that!

Full view for each image please!

5 days ago
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jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

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1 week ago
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prettyoutcast:

Michael cera is like the human version of the word moist

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1 week ago
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leafeon420:

there’s a  swag in my boot

leafeon420:

there’s a swag in my boot

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1 week ago
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exhibition-ism:

BLU has been killing it recently with these incredible murals commenting on our contemporary world and it’s chaotic nature. 

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1 week ago
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hadlais:

blatherversity:


[x]

Sea Slicks
Whenever there is an oil spill in the world’s oceans, a sea slick is “born”. Countless animals lose their lives to the thick, clinging clutches of oil, dying miserable, wretchedly drawn-out deaths. Sea slicks are born of the lost souls of those animals and the sludge that bound and choked the life from them. As such, sea slicks are always referred to as “they” and “them” rather than “it”, and it’s said that if you chance upon a sea slick near the surface, their soft, melancholy vocalisations carry the haunting remnants of sea birds and the whispers of shoals of fish.
Despite their fearsome appearances, they are very much docile creatures, preferring to near-constantly swim through the depths and the quiet of the sea they were robbed from. Sea slicks are amortal, being unable to die, as they were never truly what we would call “alive” to begin with. Over time, however, sea slicks do disintegrate, usually over the span of several years, losing pieces of semi-sentient oil to the surface waters.
Ambitious wixes track sea slicks to gather these pieces, as they make especially valuable, durable invisibility cloaks capable of protecting wearers from even the deadliest of spells.

I love this! Modern, industrial fantasy creatures. Wow, so cool!

hadlais:

blatherversity:

[x]

Sea Slicks

Whenever there is an oil spill in the world’s oceans, a sea slick is “born”. Countless animals lose their lives to the thick, clinging clutches of oil, dying miserable, wretchedly drawn-out deaths. Sea slicks are born of the lost souls of those animals and the sludge that bound and choked the life from them. As such, sea slicks are always referred to as “they” and “them” rather than “it”, and it’s said that if you chance upon a sea slick near the surface, their soft, melancholy vocalisations carry the haunting remnants of sea birds and the whispers of shoals of fish.

Despite their fearsome appearances, they are very much docile creatures, preferring to near-constantly swim through the depths and the quiet of the sea they were robbed from. Sea slicks are amortal, being unable to die, as they were never truly what we would call “alive” to begin with. Over time, however, sea slicks do disintegrate, usually over the span of several years, losing pieces of semi-sentient oil to the surface waters.

Ambitious wixes track sea slicks to gather these pieces, as they make especially valuable, durable invisibility cloaks capable of protecting wearers from even the deadliest of spells.

I love this! Modern, industrial fantasy creatures. Wow, so cool!

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1 week ago
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piginpoop:

ilovemypossum:

kaijuleng:

tattoosfade:

oppressionisntrad:

anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!
- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.
- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.
- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason
- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.
- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 
- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized
- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it
like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.
I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.
Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty shit. 

I am only against theft when it’s done out of greed, laziness, or malice.

sigh

piginpoop:

ilovemypossum:

kaijuleng:

tattoosfade:

oppressionisntrad:

anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty shit. 

I am only against theft when it’s done out of greed, laziness, or malice.

sigh

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1 week ago
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094/100 pictures of Felicia Day

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1 week ago
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applejackismyhomegirl:

shoesxships:

girldork:

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.

"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"

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1 week ago
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triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

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1 week ago
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thecharliecharmander:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!


No it isn’t. Check the blog. They do this every day.

thecharliecharmander:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

No it isn’t. Check the blog. They do this every day.

1 week ago
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deviantart:

Water… Earth… Fire… Air. 

The Avatars by qinni

qinni:

Wallpaper

Done in SAI

 | Please don’t remove my credits, thanks.

1 week ago
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blazedbrohammad:

a little nice weather for a very enjoyable blunt outside. ☀️

blazedbrohammad:

a little nice weather for a very enjoyable blunt outside. ☀️

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1 week ago
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